Over the Thanksgiving break last week, I saw (on social media) a lot of food slander. Unnecessary food slander. The type of slander that does not and should not infiltrate good foods, such as the following:
Dressing/Stuffing. What in the bread crumbs and seasoning did this delicious dish do to people? Absolutely nothing! Slandering dressing/stuffing is like running across highway traffic...you should never do it.
By the way, dressing is not stuffed and cooked inside of a turkey or cornish hen. It rests and is cooked alone. There, now you know the difference.
Cranberry Sauce. What in the fruit is wrong with you all? What did cranberry sauce do? It's fruit. Who draws anger at fruit? Now, if you want to talk about canned versus homemade or sweet versus tart cranberry sauce, then you have a poll to share.
...Homemade cranberry sauce reigns Supreme!
Look, I used to be a huge canned cranberry sauce fan. I used to eat the entire can of cranberry...of jellied cranberry sauce. Then, I wisely at my wife's homemade cranberry sauce one year and boom! Now, I am the one who cooks the homemade cranberry sauce, which I like half tart-half sweet.
Tart...it gets the flavors brewing!
Yams. Stop it. Get new friends. Absolutely no yam slander should exist. Get new friends. Let me rephrase...anew friends. They can have a rebirth. You don't have to shop for a complete new set of friend-sapiens. Just educate them, show, and taste. Report back.
Turkey. See yams above because you just got rid of a good leftover sandwich. See sandwiches while you are at it.
Pumpkin Pie. Leave...pumpkin pie...alone! Stop what you heard about it. Go to Trader Joe's and try their pumpkin pie. See my top 10 grocery stores as well.
Sweet Potato Pie. Are you a friend who needs a rebirth? Would you like to be one?
Alright, there you have it. Remember the list for your December gatherings, especially as Christmas approaches. The eating season is not over yet.
Much success to you | Derek | @teemptraining | derekteempt@gmail.com
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